Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records. He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates. With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.
Orders usually ship within 1–2 business days from Jenks, OK.
All sales are final; we do not offer refunds. Customers have 2 weeks from the day they purchase or from the date they received their online order for an exchange or store credit. Items must be in their original condition with tags attached. We have the right to refuse items.